Ok, so there is this rumour going around that the people of the US of A, are going to elect a new president soon. I’ve got one thing to say about that. If you don’t elect Obama, I’m permanently putting the US in a part of my brain that is reserved for suppressing painful memories. I know, it’s your election, but look what happened to the world the two last times you fucked up! The international community should have something to say. Like 30% of the votes. This is too important to leave to chance (hanging chads).

Then there is this Palin woman. Yes, I know she looks quite good, but can’t you use her for anything other than vice president? Why not elect Tina Fey instead? You get more or less the same packaging, but 200% more smarts for your money. What a deal!